Buckle Up, Kids, We're Making A Meat House

So here's how my Monday night went:

You'll be happy to know approximately 97% of you voted for laughy face, and only 3% gave me the judgy eyebrow. See, I knew you were my people.

I find that the best way to begin any major undertaking is by cheating. And then using hummus for glue.

The crackers we were using didn't cut well, though, so how to cover those gaping ends?

Well, with MEAT FLAPS, of course.

Flappy flappy flappy.

I should note that John and I were randomly breaking into song during this process, and I bet you can already guess what we were singing.

Oh yeah.

"She's a MEAT... HOWWWWSE"

Super proud of that hashtag.

If you heard that in Kronk's voice, then please, I beg of you, BE MY FRIEND.

In retrospect, this is a real March 2020 moment, you feel me?

Theeeere it is.

This was a video from my Story of me zooming in on the roof collapse and doing my best Southern Handyman impression, but I'm too lazy to embed the video, so hey, let your imagination be your guide.

Every Floridian reading this: "THIS IS THE WAY."

 Also I fixed the hashtag.

And I stand by that spy name.

"Ahhh, we meat again, Prosciutto Tarp. Your undercover work is most impressive, but even with your repuration at steak, you never could resist... hamming it up."

::pauses to bask in the glory of all those puns::

Where was I? Ah yes.

BEHOLD, our finished meat house.

By which I mean it's finished; the side wall collapsed. Which was a shame, because I was right in the middle of adding some lovely shrubberies - not too expensive - with a little path running down the middle. (A path! A path!)

Ahem.

Rest assured my friend and John and I were fully masked at all times, and did NOT eat any of the actual Meat House, because with the collapse and subsequent scramble we were all touching everything way too much and were just generally squicked out by the whole thing, ha.


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Completely unrelated to Meat Houses (you're welcome), but if you love bats or Batman or just clever design for useful things, then I think you'll appreciate this:

Leather Bat Keychain & Fob Cover

C'mon. Furled batwings as a key cover?? How cool is this? Apparently it can hold a bunch of keys, and keeps them from jingling in your pocket or, say, from scracthing up your sunglasses in your purse. (Not that I would know ALL ABOUT THAT. ::deadpan stare::)

I'm tempted to try making my own with some leftover leather scraps, but honestly $16 prime is hard to beat unless you have all the tools and materials. And hey, thinking ahead, this would be a sweet gift for V day! (Veterans, Valentines, OR Vagina.)

As always any purchaces you make through my Amazon links or lists gives a little back to help support Epbot, so remember, you're not just impulse shopping. You're helping! :D

::mwah::