These Unicorn Light Bulbs Are Making My Brain Melt In The Best Possible Way

::runs in::

YOU GUYS.

I meant to post some Festival of Trees pics today, but then 2 things happened: 

1) I woke up with John's never-ending cough...

... so I gotta go wallow next to a humidifier for a bit.

But secondly - and this is the awesome part -  on the way out of the Festival I found the most beautiful things ever in the gift shop, of all places. I've never seen these before anywhere, and I can't even find them online (WHUT), so you have to see this loveliness this very second. HAVE TO.

 Behold! 

The Unicorn Light Bulb!

(Yep, that's a LIGHT BULB.)

 Oh hey, I just realized at this angle it looks like a Christmas tree. Bonus.

This is meant to hang upside down like a pendant light, though, so it's really more of a diamond. (Although you could put it in a lamp. Hmm...)

But wait, THERE'S MORE.

There are two more shapes, with slightly different colors:

 This one is tufted like a hot air balloon, and glows more pink and orange.

 You can see they're not TOO bright; definitely just a pretty accent, not for actual lighting.

Then there's a giant round bulb in mostly blues and purples:

These all look like mini infinity mirrors, which would mean the light is sandwiched between two mirror-finished pieces of glass... somehow. Which is AMAZEBALLS.

(Btw, last night I heard Mel use the word "amazeballs" for the first time on British Bake-Off, and it made the whole episode for me.)

Ahh, but you know I've saved the best part for last, right?

John and I were standing there cooing and drooling (OK, that was maybe more me) for a good FIVE MINUTES before I accidentally tipped the unicorn bulb up so it shone directly into his face. John immediately gasped. "LOOK INTO THE LIGHT," he commanded, and I did, and then I made so much noise we had three separate women from other parts of the gift shop come over to investigate, one by one. (At which point I stuck this light in their face, lol.)

This is what the tip of the unicorn bulb looks like:

OOoooOOOOOooooooo!

And because still pictures don't do their magic justice, I got you a lil' something:

VIDEOOOOOO! 

As you can see the bulbs are $25 each, and that's just the bulb, no cord. They're made by Glitterville Studios, and let me tell ya, once I looked up that website I lost a delightful 10 minutes or so. This is not an ad; it's just the most fun I've had online shopping in ages. There are cake tiaras and fluffy chicken candles and holographic chandeliers and pastel rainbows GALORE. So, you know, basically heaven. (I suppose I should be glad all my favorite things are sold out, ha.)

A quick sampling, because I can't contain all these squees:

  Sold out, sadly. I wonder if they restock?

 FLUFFY CHICKEN.

::faints::

(I love you all, but please, NO ONE BUY ME THIS. Seriously. I'm good.)

However, the awesome bulbs are NOT on the Glitterville website, and I can't find them anywhere else online, either. Maybe it's an in-stores-only thing? If anyone knows or has a link, share in the comments, k? As it is I may be sending John back to the Festival to snag me the diamond bulb. :D

UPDATE: Aha, I just needed the right search term - thanks, commenters! Turns out these are called "firework bulbs" - and Amazon has them for $16 Prime. YUSS.

Now I'm off to get all hot and steamy... with my humidifier. ::hack hack:: AW YEAH BAY-BAY.

Stay tuned for my Festival post! I'm excited to show you guys all the fun new decorating ideas I can't wait to steal. :D If you can't wait, though, feel free to check out last year's.